July 17, 2009

唉.. 又黎啦..

有冇搞錯啊? 又黎?
放咗嗰三;四個禮拜..。 又要噃中文?
我真係可以殺嗰個死人老師我成個班都會開心架
唧諗起都火滾啊。

我今個禮拜都唔係太差啊.。
嘩哈哈哈哈
依家阿mr talbot走咗.. 有個新-----well,唔係新啦. 佢本來喺我地個學校到教咗都..。 幾十年囉.。
佢生咗寶寶所以要一個好長嘅leave..。
我諗我地係本來有呢個inde老師嘅..不過因為佢走咗,我地有阿talbot囉..。
唔幾得: 我依家個老師係mrs cannon. D:
ANYWAY.

唔好講啲唔開新嘢啦!~

我地.。
sose到做啲animal/environmental嘢都唔係太差啦.。
係.。 我小學有學過.。 last year有學過.. 不過我諗今年會唔同! --fail optimism--

science就學acids and bases;; chemical reaction.。
就係chemistry啦.。
我好唔鍾意chemistry
因為我記性差.。 ==
不過有呢個mrs kapelaris,我肯定會拿到一個好分數!

english T___T
又有一個public speaking unit ==
不過今次有四個assessment item.
==
又要做個乜乜meeting place嘅嘢.。
一個impromptu
一個.....。
唉.. 兩個都太多了.。
唔記得晒了........。
啊! 一個persuasive and/or imformative..
個impromptu都唔係太差了.。
三十到六十秒
其他嗰啲就.. 兩到三分鐘。


咁就啊.。
啊.。maths到我地要繼續做個algebra unit ==
last term嗰啲唔夠死咩?!
唉.。

---唔好講學校啲嘢了---

omg
係了.。
masterchef啲嘢真係誇張啊!
好似個個禮拜都會有人stuff up.。
好似係佢地特登嘅.. ==
不過我諗阿poh會贏囉.。
阿julie啲cookbook idea都算得係好好。
不過佢個time management唔係太好.。
跟住阿poh啲食物睇落去都流口水啦!
琴晚佢煮嗰啲皮蛋豬肉粥真係.。
嘩~~~~~
><; 今晚十號台七點鍾係masterchef; grande finaleee
完了!
.__.
-----
今日,cassie就問我:
想唔想去買啲oreos、timtams、巧克力、 等等
我就:好啦
今個禮拜係四日.。
有$30 ><; 唉... 買買買.. 就冇咗$17了.. == 每樣拿兩包.。 cassie就跟我買.。 啊.. 死啦.. 唔識賺錢就學洗錢.。 == 啊!special! --買--
嘩! two for $5! --買--

真係啊.. ==
啊~~~~ 係啦.
講起買嘢.。
我爹地好心買啲薯片俾我食.。
不過唔見到嗰包嘢已經開咗了。
霖晒.. D:

唉.. 食我的美味的巧克力啦!
><;

July 14, 2009

If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines...

UNIX Airways

Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.

Air DOS

Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on...

Mac Airlines

All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.

Windows Air

The terminal is pretty and colourful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.

Windows NT Air

Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.

Windows XP Air

You turn up at the airport,which is under contract to only allow XP Air planes. All the aircraft are identical, brightly coloured and three times as big as they need to be. The signs are huge and all point the same way. Whichever way you go, someone pops up dressed in a cloak and pointed hat insisting you follow him. Your luggage and clothes are taken off you and replaced with an XP Air suit and suitcase identical to everyone around you as this is included in the exorbitant ticket cost. The aircraft will not take off until you have signed a contract. The inflight entertainment promised turns out to be the same Mickey Mouse cartoon repeated over and over again. You have to phone your travel agent before you can have a meal or drink. You are searched regularly throughout the flight. If you go to the toilet twice or more you get charged for a new ticket. No matter what destination you booked you will always end up crash landing at Whistler in Canada.

Linux Air

Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself.

When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do what with the seat?"

July 11, 2009

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July 07, 2009

還咗啦!~

琴日:
我終於還咗個graphics pad啦! ..about time囉...
我爹地噃咗工我先至打電話問佢個receipt喺邊到.. ==
如果唔係我就俾佢罵啦..
-------------------------
依家:
daniel煩緊我upload個死鬼crack咗photoshop俾佢..
不過, 因為我個死人internet咁快用晒, 我要download噃小小嘢姐..唔使咁激動....
我就啊.. 三四日upload都得嘅. (:
我就..琴日先至reset咗個internet..
跟住, 我就download咗一GB嘢, 咁我only得噃嗰20GB/月
咁如果我每天都用一GB, 我就有十日冇得用,
extra data就計15c/mb 等於一GB就計$150
==
唧..咁小架.......
唔公平啊!

琴日行程

琴日呢, 就啊...... 同我媽咪去SHOPPING. O_____________________________O;;
..有冇搞錯啊? .__.

anyways唔好理啦............
我就陪阿媽咪去買菜, 如果唔係, 就冇完餐食啦. 啱唔啱?
咁就啊...
買埋啲麻薯 (:
買買吓, 就買埋鞋, 買埋吓就買埋衫又買埋褲啊!

本來我哋出去係同阿媽咪買菜, 咁買買吓就買埋我啲嘢.. .__.

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今日呢, 我就啊.. 有噃我嘅internettt ;D
嘩哈哈哈哈

July 05, 2009

嘩..原來woolworths啲嘢都幾好食喎.. 我媽咪買咗啲羊肉諗住roast下佢, 當晚餐食囉.. 係.. 佢係鹹咗一啲..但係送啲菜都好食架! heh. 我食菜? 好難啊! == 變態咩..
啊.. 食咗個碟嘢.. 都可以算得.. 好飽啦! 但係.. 我媽咪請咗我個表姑媽過黎一起慶祝一啲.. actually呢, 唔係慶祝嘢架.. 一起食飯** sorry sorry, 講錯 ==
唉.
咁就啊.. 我表姑媽就自己整咗啲湯圓, 係芝麻既.. == 咁.. 我又鍾意芝麻.. 我食咗.. 四顆…… 飽到我啊! 又有紅豆糖水.

今朝我就.. 本來係七點半起身, 不過
心諗..
咁早起身, 有咩好做呢? 依家internet有冇埋.. 唉. 都瞓多一陣囉. 瞓就發夢囉..
咁就.. 喺156巴士行個bus既highway呢, 就for some reason就好似沙灘咁, 好多沙.
咁就, for some reason呢, 就比賽, 睇who can get to the end first.
又”for some reason” 就, 好似係學校個sports event, 就有ms leadbetter .__. 佢就著晒寶寶既light粉紅色.. 喺個床到, 好似嗰個vodafone既廣告到, 有晒啲輪同埋個steering wheel. == 有埋ms leadbetter講嘢嗰種鼻塞既聲.. ==
佢就一直叫我哋走快啲喎. == 咁就走走走.. 咁就用唔同既方法黎走. 又走前啊, 又退後走, 又好似游水咁..backstroke喎.. 我依家諗噃, 個backstroke方法喺啲沙到好似有小小問題囉.. ==
咁就走走下就去到個巴士要轉彎嗰到停.. 就起身啦 o__o
會唔會.. 太誇張呢? eh? 發咁個夢就冇咗三個鐘啦.


最重要既. 今朝我媽咪就煮咗早餐, 咁就煮咗: 炒蛋, bacon,煎番茄, 麵包… 又食到我飽晒.. ==
咁我就啊. 睇咗畢打自己人既幾集. 咁就上stepmania到玩咗.. 20分鐘. 我就一路咁完落去, 就發現我有個一千combo. O__o有證據架!


好彩我就screenshot咗先, 如果唔係, 我就冇咗啦!


哈哈~

咁就, 我媽咪就叫我出去行下, 睇下啲綠色啲嘢. 好! 我就行下.. 行行吓就聞到即食麵既味. 一定係韓國婆嗰邊煮麵食既.. 好似係海鮮口味即食麵.

講起即食麵呢, 我就諗起我前個禮拜食嗰陣. 我見到個nazi個symbol喺個packaging上面.


唧.. 我爹地真係好stubborn既. 明明個graphics tablet係壞咗, 都講佢係“perfectly ok”. 個tablet係應該唔使press住個button都可以move個mouse架嘛.. 依家個reception唔係太好, 都唔還個第二個喎. == 飯到死啦. 嗰個嘢係$八十幾, 依家, 因為佢stubborn,就冇咗啦. 你講啊, 有冇搞錯啊?! 不如俾嗰$80我啊?! 嗰個tablet依家就係一個浪植物黎架啦.

依家我媽咪同埋爹地煩住我. == 救命啊 ==
我依家殺死人都得啊.

**note to self for future reference.
**啲字: 綠, 女, etc 既ü字係用個 ‘v’代替.
eg. 綠 = “lv”; 女 = “nv”

July 03, 2009

oondric既 新聞台;;

恐龍骨發現!

嘩.. 有搵到一set恐龍骨.. 有三個恐龍骨喺澳洲既昆士蘭到. 佢哋就改咗花名banjo, matilda同埋clancy. banjo, matilda, 同clancy係澳洲既第一大恐龍被發現30年黎。 呢三個係喺個古老既billabong搵到架. 點結會係嗰三個名呢? .__.
係阿乜乜banjo patterson 寫啲詩到抄噃黎. 點結會係佢呢? 咁我就唔知啦.
banjo 呢,就係喺jurassic park 到嗰啲velociraptor, 係食肉既. 其他嗰兩只就食齋既. (:
科學家就懷疑啲“齋龍”係最大啲恐龍生活喺地球上
Miss anna bligh 講
“呢啲發現係一個重大突破的科學認識,史前生活喺澳洲到.”
啊~~ 真係咩?!

唓.....

噓…咁差架…….
想食個泡麵都冇… ==
正係得pie.

==

note to self for future reference:
  • Pie – microwave for 2:20; convection at 200-215°C for 5 minutes.
  • Don’t leave milk out of the fridge ==
  • Don`t microwave foil.
  • After coming out of the microwave, the pie will be hot. ==
嘩.. 今日就post得早一啲啦. 因為我悶到死啊==
有冇搞錯啊? 我屌.
我又冇download到嘢..我個internet usage點結會就黎冇晒呢?
有係啊..

咁我今朝就見到啊kelvin上msn, 就問下佢有冇中到個豬流感. 咁佢真係有啊! 原來佢禮拜一已經開始有啲symptoms啦.依家就好噃啲, 所以佢就黎可以出噃去啦~ ^^

我依家個internet usage就98% (仲有.. 272MB..). 不過我仲有….四日. 點結要六號先至reset呢?!
煩到死啊.
用就用快個人, 時間個“feel”就長個人.
真係.. NBJKSNVJDKSVNDSKJ
想殺人啊.

我今朝, 就食咗一個double巧克力 “馬糞”.
咁就…………………睇戲囉..
如果唔係就有啲乜嘢好做啊?!

依家我就睇晒我表哥俾我啲die hard戲啦..
Kill bill我又唔係太想睇. 太多血啦 ==
畢打自己人 就啊..
要抄落個“手指flashdrive”到,因為我要喺個電視到睇..
我就…冇晒啲香港drama睇啦..

Angela就………….. 冇得俾我.. 因為個鐘文學校依家放緊假. ^^
最好就唔噃啦. 不過我依家悶死啦.
Valerie (♥) 就講天幕下的戀人同個最美麗的第七天都好睇..
不過阿angela就講佢唔啲“新”drama, 所以唔得睇…………….

講起仲文學校, 好彩我同我個媽咪講second last week係個last week囉….
要功課做啊..
寫一個.. 三百字個essay講你暑假做咗啲乜嘢.. 跟住要查字典…….有要correct你個考試錯咗啲嘢.

hm.
我本來唔知呢啲功課啦. 所以~
我唔使做. :D

哈哈~
我寫呢個post就用做……
半個鐘!
嘩哈哈.

我就去搵有咩其他嘢可以做.. ==

拜拜啦.

July 02, 2009

我哋今日就去睇個"year one". 套戲就.. 算得好睇囉..不過唔係嗰啲 我會再睇 嗰啲戲..
我琴晚就唔知道我點可以去個戲院喎..
咁啱我個姑媽就要送我個大佰去開工.. 咁就帶埋我黎囉..
咁啱,我又睇緊個die hard二 ==
冇睇個鐘我就唔知時唔知後..
姑媽黎到我剛剛好..
不過唔帶鎖匙,銀包..
咁就要噃入屋搵囉..
死啦.. 要阿姑媽等..
okok.
得啦~
著鞋..唔襪!
eh.唔緊要啦~
襪黎喳嘛...
點知.... 到個商場,我就留意到著襪有幾咁重要...........

十點半到, 套戲係12.20開始..


去到.. 就啊.....
睇阿cassie跳個DDR ..
睇咗.......半個鐘.
funhouse出去就同阿cassie講我唔著襪..

不如去買囉!

咁啱有一個小shop仔喺coles面前..
佢賣啲襪就啊... ok價錢. $3一對;$10四對.
我買咗一對>:3

買完就出去坐下.. 等其他啲人黎囉.
咁啱, 有一班人就黎唱歌;跳舞..
又唔係唱得太好囉..
唱啲HSM啲歌.
唱到啲音錯晒...............
為咗避佢哋,就同阿cassie兩個入去戲院到坐下, 問啲IQ問題..
好啦. 到有人黎啦~
係我未見過個steph,cassie個朋友.

過咗... mm.. 10-20分鐘, 啲人就開始黎啦.
企咗10分鐘,阿cassie就叫阿nathaniel去DDR~
咁就去噃funhouse到再DDR過.. ==
DDR到套戲就黎開始..

不過during個ad marathon,我同阿cassie就走咗去買easywayy~ :D
噃噃去, 就睇到阿daniel同阿nathaniel喺到;買popcorn

咁就睇戲啦.

套戲呢, 就:
--PLOT SPOILER; LOOK AWAY.--

睇完套戲, 就啊.........................
去噃funhouse到==
DDR; DDR.
咁阿daniel個媽咪就俾咗佢$20 o__o
咁就全個funhouse啲小遊戲....
玩完, 佢就走啦.
nathaniel都唔見咗.

咁我,cassie,kenta同阿nat就去macgregor primary ;D
kenta就上埋課室上高. 喺上高走黎走去. ==
我啲then就去嗰啲小朋友(Year One)個playground到啦.
喺嗰到我就唔見咗個銀包.
不過好彩我留意到,就可以噃噃轉頭就搵得噃啦.

我噃黎嗰時, 我就唔想行噃黎...........
唯有上個155囉....
好啦.
半個鐘後, 我就噃到屋企啦!!

我剛剛食咗我爹地坐個牛肉粉(Pho)~
啲湯特別香~
好舒服啊~

July 01, 2009

kelvinn~ D:

我呢,就去下啲人啲blog到睇佢哋寫乜嘢囉..
咁就喺kelvin個blog到睇到佢病咗..
仲要去醫院到睇下有冇『piggy flu』喎..
佢就禮拜五收結果.
祝你好遠~ D:

I went to the doctors today, and they sent me to the hospital to get a Swine Flu test -.- and i find out if it tests positive on friday morning.....