July 29, 2010

歡迎~

welcome to all de japanese students~~~~~~

today i met
hitomi and minimi
who were apparently looking for their buddies.
but i ended up staying and trying to talk to them..
in japanese..

nihongo .. wakarima sen
and..
watashi wa nihonjin janai
8DDD

&&` hitomi gave me a mikey mouse fann ^^
kaira got a stitch fan..
and shirley
got a pink
..
minnie mouse fan.
SO'S SO HAPPY SHE GOT IT
c:



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past few days..

At the park..





Toys'R'Us


bought a munchlax for cassie..








現在的心情:
枉我平時對你咁好.
今日又買一個10幾蚊既玩具俾你.
你又搞到人唔開心.
你自己覺得唔開心就夠啦.
一個人唔開心好過兩個人啦.
你唔開心就要求我安慰你.
我唔開心就講我唔想聽到既野.
我費事你越搞越多喳.
先至冇同你講.
唉.
我講我想講既野
講完; 就唔滿意.
"唔係淨係咁喳嗎?"
呸!
我費事睬你啊!

自從你同邊個拍拖
你就成個人唔同哂.
脾氣、性格、等.

July 11, 2010

11072010 - 正式中招

有人又走嚟走去撥人冷水..
都唔知係巧合定我發開口夢講左出嚟..
因為我琴晚發既夢真係好亂架..

又咁啱我睇既<談情說案>睇到第18集..
又咁啱阿男同阿女分手..
個天係咪想玩我啊?!

唉.. 我好亂啊.. 救一救我吧.. :(



琴晚11點上床準備瞓. 不過1點先至瞓得著..
唔係.. 係搵到辦法令到自己瞓著..
......聽啲非常至relaxing鋼琴音樂 ==

11-1點:
成身不自在咁..
心掛掛.. 開心就諗起一個人..
發夢就見到佢
起身就諗起佢
你話係咪中招啊?!

今朝起身, 見到枱面有朵玫瑰..


咁就..吓..
數吓啲花瓣..
真無聊的
她愛我
她愛我 not.

結果..


29塊..
她愛我.....

啊~~~~~~
死俾你睇

July 08, 2010

08072010 cake baking.


Deliciously moist double chocolate sponge cake


Rich melt-in-your-mouth original baked cheesecake


& realised that
microsoft excel cannot calculate for shit :D

July 06, 2010

July 05, 2010

WARNING: BITCHING

Dear Jacky,
How can you remain so calm and not get pissed for such a long period of times?
I am sure you have met/met people like B先生 and/or C小姐.
I ADMIRE YOU

Which brings me to the point.
B先生, you are a hoar.
You say that I have been abusing you, annoying you, etc.
Have you even taken a look at yourself?
I managed to get from not minding you to hating you to an extent that I cant look at your face and not getting pissed.

You find every possible way to annoy me.
Yes. I am 45kg. So what?
You can call me skinny; making you average
or
You can call me average; making you fat.
I HAVE HIGH METABOLISM. YOU DONT.
SO HANGING ONTO MY SHOULDERS WHILE I WALK SO THAT YOU DRAG BEHIND ME

ISNT GONNA MAKE ME FATTER/YOU SKINNIER.
YOU PUSHING ME TO MAKE ME WALK FASTER ISNT GOING TO MAKE YOU LOSE WEIGHT


I wanted the swing
Patricia wanted the swing
You want the swing.
I got to the swing.
Patricia understands the concept of WAIT FOR YOUR FUCKING TURN.
You didnt seem to.
YOU NAGGING ME; AND SHAKING THE CHAIN OF THE SWING TO GIVE ME MOTION SICKNESS DOESNT WORK.
IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE:


and no, its not overexagguration.


I am corrupted.
I tell jokes.

Me telling a joke does not give you the reason to smack me over the head.
That is called assault.
You not hitting me hard enough/hitting me on the wrong angle does not give you the reason to hit me again.


I am sitting on the orange cushion; D小姐 is sitting on the blue one.

there isnt enough space for half on me to fit in between that.
BUT. you have to squeeze in there. and you are SO FAT.
and i end up getting pushed off.


that gives me more than enough reason to dislike/strongly dislike you.

ʎǝןɹıɥs :p
ɐıɔıɹʇɐd :ɔ
ןןǝɥɔʇıɯ :q

July 01, 2010

Pedophilia.

Say you were 40
and you're in love with a 10 year old girl
you are 4 times as old as her,
so you can't marry her

You wait 5 years
and you're 45
and she's 15
now you're 3 times as old as her

You wait another 15 years
now you're 60 and she's 30
now you're twice as old as her

How many more years do you have to wait before she's the same age as you?

˙ǝıp noʎ uǝɥʍ :ɹǝʍsuɐ